IT'S A DISTRACTION!

gatoquecontaestrelas:

Something that always gets me a good laugh when I read TCF is seeing how disheveled Cale can get during fights. The red-haired gremlin is there, his clothes scratched and messed up as if he’d walked through a windstorm, covered in dirt and scratches as if he’d rolled down a mountain and lost a fight with an irritable bush or a grumpy wildcat, and to top it all off, he’ll be spitting blood or two minutes away from passing out, or both. Then you look next to him and there’s Choi Han (I can’t forget when this happened in the Caro Kingdom), so impeccably clean that he looks like he’s taking a leisurely stroll even though he’s been with Cale the whole time, which begs the question of what the hell happened to them both. Cale himself is looking indignantly at the swordsman, internally cursing the protagonist’s armor that he believes Choi Han possesses and that prevents him from looking anything other than presentable, while Cale himself looks like he just came out of an emergency evacuation and rolled in the dirt.

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cale-thames:

Cale: This body’s biological mother will surely hate me. After all, I stole her only son’s body.

Jour: You’re so cute! Here, take my ancient power and the generational research of my family. Oh, and do you want to be the patriarch of the Thames family?

Cale: …Huh?

Cale: Surely, the original owner of this body will hate me for taking over his body and giving that disgusting body in return. He might even wish for me to go to hell.

OgCale: I’m grateful to you for taking care of my family and this extremely hot body. May you have a peaceful life ahead of you.

Cale: …

Well, atleast he is still pretty after all the beat up. 😁

fuupan:

drew my favourite ragebaiter original cale henituse

+ his 40 y.o self

he’s like THE one character i can’t ever be normal about. and his screentime is nothing but a speck in the entire novel

assassinating-my-thoughts:

If Desmond’s ancestors somehow learned who Desmond is and the fact he’ll be going through their memories do you’d think they would talk to him?

Altaïr and Ezio are easy to explain, the Apple and Temple respectively. Edward could have something happen in the temple with the Sage. Ratonhnhaké:ton and Haytham are harder to explain but that’s not the point of this.

They know their descendant is living through their memories and having to go through the motions of almost every jump and punch. He feels their pain and sees the decisions they make.

So they get in the habit of talking to him, he can’t respond but they still do so. They apologize when they realize they’re about to do something dangerous or difficult. They flinch when they get unnecessarily hurt because while they’re fine with it, their descendant is now going to feel it.

They feel the need to justify their actions, it’s mostly Haytham (if he’s aware of Desmond being an Assassin). They don’t know if Desmond is judging them but it’s just in case.

They explain the simple tasks they’re doing, say their thoughts aloud for his sake. Talk about their family, his heritage.

Maybe they know Desmond is getting their skills, maybe they pick up some hobbies they wouldn’t have before because they think there’s a chance Desmond might benefit.

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A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I’ve never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don’t get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don’t usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

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I was gonna say “who among us would follow an inhuman voice in the forest yelling HEY, HEY YOU WHAT’S UP?” but then I remembered this website has me pigeonholed as Most Likely To Be Taken By The Fae. So. Yeah fair enough to this owl, I would probably do the same.

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maxknightley:

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art “great.” spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

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